- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

identical jokes get different votes.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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