Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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scientology.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Praise Paisley

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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A black student graduated High School

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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