- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

this website even though its hilarious.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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