- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What did the sign say? It said slow down

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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