one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

YEAH THEY DO!

your face is kinda funny

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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