Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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