What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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