- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A storm be brewin!

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

the midget went to the midget store

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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