- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mark is religion

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Knock knock. Who's there?

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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