What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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