A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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hear hear

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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