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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Iif your reading this ur gay

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Mahmy

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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