the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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matt is fat

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Heskey time.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Women's Rights.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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whats 7+4? 74

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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