SHUT UP JP

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Sam Hengal.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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#Hanging Degus

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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it's funny because it's funny

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Anti Joke

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