What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Terraria

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Smelly Indians.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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