- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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