- Anti Joke

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

69 Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner