Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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AIDS

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Robert Mugabe.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Anti Joke

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