A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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