How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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