What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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