What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Tough crowd tonight...

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