When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Once, I went to Peru.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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