- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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