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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

I am a mime

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Dwight Howard

Nah

I woke up today

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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