*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

A storm be brewin!

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A Fat Kenyan

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

XD Jackass.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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