- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

"Knock knock..." "come in"

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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