Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What's two plus two? Window

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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su algato es en fuego

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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haha

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Soccer...

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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