I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Poop

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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