- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

John lazzaro likes dick

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

ecks! why zee?

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Wait! hundred billions!

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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