What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Take wrong turns

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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