- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A lot eh?

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What is the meaning of life? 42

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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