Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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