Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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