- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A sober Amy Winehouse

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Yo mama so fat.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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