Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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