This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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