What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Do you want icecream, Björn?

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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