- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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