- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Knock knock open

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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