- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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