- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why? Why not?

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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