What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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