- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

drew edminstin is a rat

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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