- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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