Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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