what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Women's rights

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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