jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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hard cheese

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Women's rights

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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