- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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