Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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feminine literature

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Justin Bieber.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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