- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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