- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Women's rights.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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