Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What would u like to drink?

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

hey justin

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

You know what's catchy? A cold

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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