What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

An Aisian failed a test

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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