Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man died.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Suck pussy

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

okay so theres this guy.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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