Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Penis.

so the weather's nice...

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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