what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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