- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

can you pass the soap?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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